Coming out of Maceys the other day Lukelooked up to the tops of the mountains and yelled "theres Christmas in the sky". He meant that its snowing! This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
No Lie. Today while standing in line chatting with the lady in front of me Venna yells out " mom that lady has a BIG BUM!" Pointing to a rather large lady. It caught me really off guard. Pretty much everyone around us heard and one lady said "did she just say what I thought she did?" I froze.. what can you do other than LAUGH OUT LOUD?
Today Elise asked me if God Sweats. What do you say? In turn I asked her why she was curious. She said she was wondering if he sweats from all the work he does to help people. This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD! If any of you have a good answer please enlighten us.
Luke and Vanessa love to push buttons.. not only my buttons but buttons all over the house. It was almost bedtime and for a special incentive I was letting Luke push the on/off button to shut off the TV. Vanessa was watching and after he got to push his button I asked Vanessa if she wanted to push the on/off button to the DVD player. She nodded her head and when I bent down to pick her up she lifted her shirt up and started pushing her belly button. This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.
SO... driving in the car Elise yells from the back,"sick mom.These shoes are so gross!" I asked, "why?"Elise replied " they are made out of a man!". "What in the world are you talking about?" I asked " It says right here on the tag, "all man made." This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
The other day it rained and ELise was so excited to tell me that she had jumped in lots of puddles... except she forgot the word "puddle". Instead she said, " Mom I jumped right in all the rain blisters!" This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
One day Elise asked me if germs have legs. I replied with a fast "I dunno, I guess so" About two quiet minutes passed and Elise calls out "mom, do germs have germs?" This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
A few weeks ago we were visiting Grandma Vicky and Grandpa Jay It was time to go and mom came out to help me get the kids buckled. What my mom doesn't know is that we have assigned seats in our van. This is a must with having twins that have twin carseats. Anyway, Luke hurried out ot the van and sat right in Vennas car seat. Of Course Vanessa wailed and my mom couldn't figure out was was going on. I came to see what was the matter and there was my usually sweet Luke with a look on his face that screamed "Ha ha ha paybacks Vanessa!" This made me LAUGH OUT LOUD!
Luke Say Cheese!
Playing in the blankets
You either laugh or you cry
I was in the back room feeding Marcus and I heard a bunch of noise coming from the kitchen. I hurried in to find the two terrors with the 18 pack of eggs with only 5 left, the other 13 were thrown all over the kitchen. I looked at the twins and I said "We do NOT open the fridge! and we do NOT throw eggs!" Luke looked up at me with his droopy eyes and said "ball?" thats all it took and I couldnt help but laugh.
...that I am one of those people who have a lot of dialogue going on inside of my head all of the time. I watch Elise, she is always talking out loud about this or that. I am afraid that I have given her this little piece of me. I guess it’s not always a bad thing. Sometimes Nate will get frustrated because I will tell him the same thing twice in a row. Or, I will ask him the same question in a 5 minute period. It’s sorta embarrassing actually. I feel like an old grandma sometimes. I have also been told several times that you can tell what I am thinking with my facial expressions.( Luke got this from me) This can actually be bad. It’s hard for me say one thing and think another. I think people can see right through me. I guess this is why it’s good to be a person that is true to their heart. Keep it real!